K.H.L


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So I’m sitting at home and its 2:30 in the afternoon and I’m wondering to myself why its so loud outside.  I look through my window and see streams and streams of green drunkards rolling through the street.  How lame am I after living in Chicago for two years to not know that St. Patrick’s day is celebrated the weekend before AND after the actual day.  I guess it’s a little strange with it falling on a Thursday this year.  I mean, what are you supposed to do except spend both weekends enjoying healthy libations.   So I quickly rummage through the closet to find any articles of clothing that I have that might be green, only to discover what I already knew, that I don’t own anything green.  A moment of panic sets in as imagine the stream of ridicule that is sure to follow me through out the day if I don’t wear green.  Luckily, hiding in my pile of t-shirts that I used to wear but don’t wear anymore for reasons or another, is my good ole’ intercourse PA shirt.  Hooray for trendy t-shirts 2000’s.   So off I go starting at Blue Frog downtown where I’m immediately greeted by green beer…followed by a trounce to Bull and Bear where I am clearly enjoying the green metal bud light bottles.  What a fabulous invention!  And then, ending the evening at the long room where my facial color clearly indicates a healthy dose of inebriation. When suddenly a magical non-pizza cheesey bread concoction from Papa something or anothers appears.  It may just be the most amazing piece of cheese and bread I have ever eaten in my life.  So much for low carbs.   Overall a very successful first St. Patrick’s day celebration in Chitown…looking forward to next weekend.

Food coloring makers bank on this day

So I’m sitting at home and its 2:30 in the afternoon and I’m wondering to myself why its so loud outside.  I look through my window and see streams and streams of green drunkards rolling through the street.  How lame am I after living in Chicago for two years to not know that St. Patrick’s day is celebrated the weekend before AND after the actual day.  I guess it’s a little strange with it falling on a Thursday this year.  I mean, what are you supposed to do except spend both weekends enjoying healthy libations.   So I quickly rummage through the closet to find any articles of clothing that I have that might be green, only to discover what I already knew, that I don’t own anything green.  A moment of panic sets in as imagine the stream of ridicule that is sure to follow me through out the day if I don’t wear green.  Luckily, hiding in my pile of t-shirts that I used to wear but don’t wear anymore for reasons or another, is my good ole’ intercourse PA shirt.  Hooray for trendy t-shirts 2000’s.   So off I go starting at Blue Frog downtown where I’m immediately greeted by green beer…followed by a trounce to Bull and Bear where I am clearly enjoying the green metal bud light bottles.  What a fabulous invention!  And then, ending the evening at the long room where my facial color clearly indicates a healthy dose of inebriation. When suddenly a magical non-pizza cheesey bread concoction from Papa something or anothers appears.  It may just be the most amazing piece of cheese and bread I have ever eaten in my life.  So much for low carbs.   Overall a very successful first St. Patrick’s day celebration in Chitown…looking forward to next weekend.

Clearly not breakable but I try

So I’m sitting at home and its 2:30 in the afternoon and I’m wondering to myself why its so loud outside.  I look through my window and see streams and streams of green drunkards rolling through the street.  How lame am I after living in Chicago for two years to not know that St. Patrick’s day is celebrated the weekend before AND after the actual day.  I guess it’s a little strange with it falling on a Thursday this year.  I mean, what are you supposed to do except spend both weekends enjoying healthy libations.   So I quickly rummage through the closet to find any articles of clothing that I have that might be green, only to discover what I already knew, that I don’t own anything green.  A moment of panic sets in as imagine the stream of ridicule that is sure to follow me through out the day if I don’t wear green.  Luckily, hiding in my pile of t-shirts that I used to wear but don’t wear anymore for reasons or another, is my good ole’ intercourse PA shirt.  Hooray for trendy t-shirts 2000’s.   So off I go starting at Blue Frog downtown where I’m immediately greeted by green beer…followed by a trounce to Bull and Bear where I am clearly enjoying the green metal bud light bottles.  What a fabulous invention!  And then, ending the evening at the long room where my facial color clearly indicates a healthy dose of inebriation. When suddenly a magical non-pizza cheesey bread concoction from Papa something or anothers appears.  It may just be the most amazing piece of cheese and bread I have ever eaten in my life.  So much for low carbs.   Overall a very successful first St. Patrick’s day celebration in Chitown…looking forward to next weekend.
So I’m sitting at home and its 2:30 in the afternoon and I’m wondering to myself why its so loud outside.  I look through my window and see streams and streams of green drunkards rolling through the street.  How lame am I after living in Chicago for two years to not know that St. Patrick’s day is celebrated the weekend before AND after the actual day.  I guess it’s a little strange with it falling on a Thursday this year.  I mean, what are you supposed to do except spend both weekends enjoying healthy libations.   So I quickly rummage through the closet to find any articles of clothing that I have that might be green, only to discover what I already knew, that I don’t own anything green.  A moment of panic sets in as imagine the stream of ridicule that is sure to follow me through out the day if I don’t wear green.  Luckily, hiding in my pile of t-shirts that I used to wear but don’t wear anymore for reasons or another, is my good ole’ intercourse PA shirt.  Hooray for trendy t-shirts 2000’s.   So off I go starting at Blue Frog downtown where I’m immediately greeted by green beer…followed by a trounce to Bull and Bear where I am clearly enjoying the green metal bud light bottles.  What a fabulous invention!  And then, ending the evening at the long room where my facial color clearly indicates a healthy dose of inebriation. When suddenly a magical non-pizza cheesey bread concoction from Papa something or anothers appears.  It may just be the most amazing piece of cheese and bread I have ever eaten in my life.  So much for low carbs.   Overall a very successful first St. Patrick’s day celebration in Chitown…looking forward to next weekend.

magical

So I’m sitting at home and its 2:30 in the afternoon and I’m wondering to myself why its so loud outside.  I look through my window and see streams and streams of green drunkards rolling through the street.  How lame am I after living in Chicago for two years to not know that St. Patrick’s day is celebrated the weekend before AND after the actual day.  I guess it’s a little strange with it falling on a Thursday this year.  I mean, what are you supposed to do except spend both weekends enjoying healthy libations.  

So I quickly rummage through the closet to find any articles of clothing that I have that might be green, only to discover what I already knew, that I don’t own anything green.  A moment of panic sets in as imagine the stream of ridicule that is sure to follow me through out the day if I don’t wear green.  Luckily, hiding in my pile of t-shirts that I used to wear but don’t wear anymore for reasons or another, is my good ole’ intercourse PA shirt.  Hooray for trendy t-shirts 2000’s.  

So off I go starting at Blue Frog downtown where I’m immediately greeted by green beer…followed by a trounce to Bull and Bear where I am clearly enjoying the green metal bud light bottles.  What a fabulous invention!  And then, ending the evening at the long room where my facial color clearly indicates a healthy dose of inebriation. When suddenly a magical non-pizza cheesey bread concoction from Papa something or anothers appears.  It may just be the most amazing piece of cheese and bread I have ever eaten in my life.  So much for low carbs.  

Overall a very successful first St. Patrick’s day celebration in Chitown…looking forward to next weekend.

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