lonelylastpiece:

Look at me, the classic American lunch.  Who the fuck put zuccini on me?  I mean really, I could have sworn that only fatty meats, mushrooms, and extra extra queso was allowed.  Clearly I am not from NYC.  What’s the deal with the coke?  Everyone knows if you scarf my fatty goodness down, you have to couple me with no-calorie, toxicly sweeten beverage.  Bring on the diet doctor pepper and for jebus’ sake, someone eat me.  If I have to spend forever in a landfill with Mr. Coca - Cola, I might just go insane.  :-(